Our piece of the pie

Today in the mail we received a lawsuit settlement check. Wow it feels good to type that! Once in college while walking to class during the winter, I slipped on the ice in front of a Dairy Queen. For maybe two minutes I fantasized about great riches raining down upon me all because I was humiliated by some ice. Not hurt, mind you. Just humiliated. But today my dreams of lawsuits, litigation, and settlement checks have come true.

In the amount of $13.48. Cha-ching!

We are living the American dream, and let me tell you, it is sweet.

*Image from Chicagoland Television